The Demokratik Republik of Kalifornia

Do you ever get the feeling that something is wrong?

Tech Support

 Ello, I must be apologizing,  is-iz Jeff… Owmight ib’ee elping you t’day? … JEFF?… Bull$h1t.

Are You Wearing a Turban?

About the worst thing I can think of happening is finding you have the need to call tech support, customer service or pretty much any corporate service that has been farmed out to the “3rd world”… I mean really… Not only do I not know WTF we are talking about in the first place, I have no freaking clue what it is you are trying to say because your English Sucks… Hell, I can’t even tell if you are understanding what I’m saying… Doesn’t mater though because I don’t know what I’m talking about anyway… THAT’S WHY I’M CALLING TECH SUPPORT in the first place. effin complicated $h1t blew up and I sure as phuck don’t know why.

3rd world tech support call center
Tech Support Call Center… Pakistan… I think.


I distinctly remember pressing #1 for ENGLISH fully expecting that I would be connected to someone that spoke it but hells no… Some gibberish with a couple of almost English sounding words tossed in came over the phone.

Huh? What did you just say? and the answer was  Ello, I must be apologizing,  is-iz Jeff… Owmight ib’ee elping you t’day?

… Dude I know your name isn’t Jeff so stop lying to me… Really not the way to start a relationship now is it?

Yeah I know… Call me a Racist

But damn, you know I’m not an uneducated redneck motherphucker from Jaksonville… Hell, I speak three languages if you count East L.A. Spanglish. Really… I’m telling you, some of these tech support and customer service call centers… NOT intelligible at all.

So tell me Microsoft…

How much money do you save farming out Tech support to some 3rd world Jihadists?

How much would Windows 7 Ultimate cost me if I could talk to a software Tech here at home?


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