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Do you ever get the feeling that something is wrong?

Messing With The Alphabet People

You know who They are… The FBI, CIA, NSA, HSA, TSA, IRS… You know Them…

Big Brother is Digging through Your Sock Drawer

So I saw this on someone’s face book profile:

Warning– any person and/or institution and/or Agent and/or Agency of any governmental structure including but not limited to the United States Federal Government also using or monitoring/using this website or any of its associated websites, you do NOT have my permission to utilize any of my profile information nor any of the content contained herein including, but not limited to my photos, and/ or the comments made about my photo’s or any other “picture” art posted on my profile. You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action against me with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee(s), agent(s), student(s) or any personnel under your direction or control. The contents of this profile are private and legally privileged and confidential information, and the violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law.)

I was like… “A little paranoid, are we?”… 

Well… I’m here to tell you:

“You’re doin’ it wrong”


Fat stacks of cash

How to Mess with the Alphabet People

Rather than running around all paranoid that the Federal Government is looking over your shoulder,  give them something to look at… Flood them with $h1t.


Here are a few Bad Ideas for screwing with the government:

  • Take all of your money out of the banking system.  End your paper trail… All of those “club cards” you use to get deals on groceries etc… Cut them up and get new ones with a fake name and address.
  • Then… Cross out the dead presidents name and substitute your own on all your money before you spend it.
  • Do random gratuitous Internet searches like: Can Drug Dogs Smell Anthrax,  Russian Midget Amputee Porn,  Explosives that won’t show up on a TSA scanner,  The 77 Virgins waiting for me in paradise (image search),  How to make ANFO in your kitchen, Poaching California Condors with an M-16…
  • Declare “Spy” on Tax forms as your occupation. Then sign the form using the title “Supreme Ruler – Independent Nation of (Your Name)
  • Mail your GPS enabled smart phone to North Korea with a bogus address… When it comes back (if they don’t loose it) send a random text message to some random phone number in Turkmenistan.
  • Forward all your spam emails to the White House.
  • Start a Blog and publish exactly what you think, when you think it without editing it tell anyone you want were to get off and how.


5 thoughts on “Messing With The Alphabet People

  1. To the NSA:

    I only came to this website by accident, so if there is anything of a seditious nature to be found here, I have nothing to do with it at all and never even read any of it.

    So please leave me alone; your cooperation in this is greatly appreciated, and I thank you in advance.

    Good Citizen Roberteaux

  2. Dear Heroic Defenders of the American Way:

    I was once again lured to visit this seditious website by its nefarious owner/operator. I didn’t really know what the verbiage on this site consisted of, same as the last time I was here.

    Also same as in my last visit: I didn’t even read any of the article posted on this page, and wouldn’t have agreed with any of it if I did. It’s just that the person who runs this site is a real schemer, and lured me in with a promise of free airline tickets and hotel accommodations in Tahiti if I read his blog. And if he had been on the up-and-up about the Tahiti trip, I would have immediately written a letter to you guys to tell you what’s up with the Tahitians, and whether or not we could trust them as national allies, when I got back from the trip. I think now that my patriotic concerns regarding the trustworthiness of Tahiti as a national ally were used against me by this site’s operator, and offer this as prima facie evidence of just how big a scoundrel this dude really is. He’s like a Pied Piper who is attempting to subvert me in the name of his ghastly cause or something– not that I know what his cause is.

    Thank you for continuing to leave me alone. In advance, I thank you yet again for your apparent disinterest in me and strenuously urge you to continue to ignore me, as I don’t know anything about anything!

    Yours in Better-Than-Ever Citizenship,

  3. Puff, the Magic Dragon, lived by the sea. I repeat: Puff, the Magic Dragon, lived by the sea.

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