You know who They are… The FBI, CIA, NSA, HSA, TSA, IRS… You know Them…

Big Brother is Digging through Your Sock Drawer

So I saw this on someone’s face book profile:

Warning– any person and/or institution and/or Agent and/or Agency of any governmental structure including but not limited to the United States Federal Government also using or monitoring/using this website or any of its associated websites, you do NOT have my permission to utilize any of my profile information nor any of the content contained herein including, but not limited to my photos, and/ or the comments made about my photo’s or any other “picture” art posted on my profile. You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action against me with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee(s), agent(s), student(s) or any personnel under your direction or control. The contents of this profile are private and legally privileged and confidential information, and the violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law.)

I was like… “A little paranoid, are we?”… 

Well… I’m here to tell you:

“You’re doin’ it wrong”

How to Mess with the Alphabet People

Rather than running around all paranoid that the Federal Government is looking over your shoulder,  give them something to look at… Flood them with $h1t.

Here are a few Bad Ideas for screwing with the government:

• Take all of your money out of the banking system.  End your paper trail… All of those “club cards” you use to get deals on groceries etc… Cut them up and get new ones with a fake name and address.
• Then… Cross out the dead presidents name and substitute your own on all your money before you spend it.
• Do random gratuitous Internet searches like: Can Drug Dogs Smell Anthrax,  Russian Midget Amputee Porn,  Explosives that won’t show up on a TSA scanner,  The 77 Virgins waiting for me in paradise (image search),  How to make ANFO in your kitchen, Poaching California Condors with an M-16…
• Declare “Spy” on Tax forms as your occupation. Then sign the form using the title “Supreme Ruler – Independent Nation of (Your Name)
• Mail your GPS enabled smart phone to North Korea with a bogus address… When it comes back (if they don’t loose it) send a random text message to some random phone number in Turkmenistan.
• Forward all your spam emails to the White House.
• Start a Blog and publish exactly what you think, when you think it without editing it tell anyone you want were to get off and how.