People who used to know me in my drinking days would tell everyone I had *Tourette’s syndrome in order to keep me out of fights
Grossly Inappropriate Humor
The things that make me laugh…
I don’t even think they are funny in the real world… But, in my head? It’s a riot. What can I say… I’m deranged.
President Barack Obama was scheduled to visit at the university where my brother-in-Law teaches mathematics, he was complaining (or something to those ends… He complains a lot… About a lot of things… Mostly about his abysmal love life) at what it hassle it was having the secret service up everyone’s a$$ in preparation for this visit .
Now as usual I had a bright idea, I told him through my wife that he should welcome our president by posting signs on all the drinking fountains with signs stating “Whites Only”… I guess he didn’t get the joke, he hasn’t spoken to me since… Well actually he never really talked to me in the first place.
Now as I write this, I’m thinking it would be funny to call him and invite him to a Klan meeting…
This goes on all day long in my head, I always think of the very last thing a person should say in any given circumstances and then fight the urge to just blurt it out.
God help me if I have to fly anywhere, I’m sure the first thing out of my mouth when boarding the plane would be Allah Akbar!
Hey, It’s a Joke you Idiot!
* More About Tourette’s Syndrome